https://jonscieszka.com/events daily 0.75 2020-10-05 https://jonscieszka.com/books daily 1.0 2022-10-31 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5f7b47cc9fb60e30efe4cdae/1602868024488-VUFVZNYGMWP3FFTNC8X1/910%2BU8mCK4L._AC_UY436_QL65_.jpg Books - The True Story of the 3 Little Pigs! Illustrated by Lane Smith, 1989 You thought you knew the story of the “The Three Little Pigs”… You thought wrong. In this hysterical and clever fracture fairy tale picture book that twists point of view and perspective, young readers will finally hear the other side of the story of “The Three Little Pigs.” https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5f7b47cc9fb60e30efe4cdae/1602868022140-TMKV1HM3BT6KHYY621J7/91vrbFo7bxL._AC_UY436_QL65_.jpg Books - The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales Illustrated by Lane Smith, 1992 The entire book, with its unconventional page arrangement and eclectic, frenetic mix of text and pictures, is a spoof on the art of book design and the art of the fairy tale. The individual tales, such as The Really Ugly Duckling and Little Red Running Shorts, can be extracted for telling aloud, with great success. Another masterpiece from the team that created The True Story of the Three Little Pigs! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5f7b47cc9fb60e30efe4cdae/1602019635427-W4QP01S0XMRY6J3IZHBF/61eZbGSN1wL._SX335_BO1%2C204%2C203%2C200_.jpg Books - Knucklehead: Tall Tales and Mostly True Stories About Growing up Scieszka 2008 This is what happened to Jon Scieszka. He grew up with five brothers. No sisters. His dad called all of the guys Knuckleheads. A deeply researched autobiography, illustrated with goods from Jon's scrapbook. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5f7b47cc9fb60e30efe4cdae/1602868029966-FSDIFH403I3JAU3EDF97/916S54YUCZL._AC_UL640_QL65_.jpg Books - Science Verse Illustrated by Lane Smith, 2004 What if a boring lesson about the food chain becomes a sing-aloud celebration about predators and prey? A twinkle-twinkle little star transforms into a twinkle-less, sunshine-eating-and rhyming Black Hole? What if amoebas, combustion, metamorphosis, viruses, the creation of the universe are all irresistible, laugh-out-loud poetry? Well, you're thinking in science verse, that's what. And if you can't stop the rhymes . . . the atomic joke is on you. Only the amazing talents of Jon Scieszka and Lane Smith, the team who created Math Curse, could make science so much fun. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5f7b47cc9fb60e30efe4cdae/1602868030098-BA5MSTQA5Z6VGGDWCD52/81k-ot6YxnL._AC_UL640_QL65_.jpg Books - Math Curse Illustrated by Lane Smith, 1995 Did you ever wake up to one of those days where everything is a problem? You have 10 things to do, but only 30 minutes until your bus leaves. Is there enough time? You have 3 shirts and 2 pairs of pants. Can you make 1 good outfit? Then you start to wonder: Why does everything have to be such a problem? Why do 2 apples always have to be added to 5 oranges? Why do 4 kids always have to divide 12 marbles? Why can't you just keep 10 cookies without someone taking 3 away? Why? Because you're the victim of a Math Curse. That's why. But don't despair. This is one girl's story of how that curse can be broken. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5f7b47cc9fb60e30efe4cdae/1602020266403-UIE8B85QX1N3610HVRGM/51siYnkWZ7L._SX352_BO1%2C204%2C203%2C200_.jpg Books - Battle Bunny By Jon Scieszka and Mac Barnett, Illustrated by Matt Myers, 2013 When Alex gets a silly, sappy picture book called Birthday Bunny, he picks up a pencil and turns it into something he'd like to read: Battle Bunny. An adorable rabbit's journey through the forest becomes a secret mission to unleash an evil plan--a plan that only Alex can stop. Featuring layered, original artwork, this dynamic picture book celebrates kids as storytellers. 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With tales like "Little Walrus," in which too much of the truth is a dangerous thing, the cautionary "Slug's Big Moment," wherein Slug is so caught up in herself that she doesn't see the steamroller behind her, and "Straw and Matches," which illustrates quite clearly why you should never play with matches (because they cheat), the eighteen fables in this uproarious collection are sure to delight readers both young and old. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5f7b47cc9fb60e30efe4cdae/1602868021680-75X1AZOK3EOB240PFPPD/51X7sPMdiRL._AC_UL640_QL65_.jpg Books - Robot Zot! Illustrated by Dave Shannon, 2009 From the minds of Scieszka and Shannon comes a tale of a quixotic robot determined to conquer the earth. The only problem is that the earth he lands on is a suburban kitchen and he is three inches tall. Robot Zot, the fearless and unstoppable warrior, leaves a trail of destruction as he encounters blenders, toasters, and televisions. But when he discovers the princess...a pink cell phone...his mission takes a new course. Robot Zot must learn how to be a hero - in the name of true love. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5f7b47cc9fb60e30efe4cdae/1602869109940-ELLGTKYU9F0BI7LW43AD/A1ExCMHbNKL._AC_UY436_QL65_.jpg Books - The Frog Prince, Continued Illustrated by Steven Johnson, 1991 Did you ever wake up to one of those days where everything is a problem? You have 10 things to do, but only 30 minutes until your bus leaves. Is there enough time? You have 3 shirts and 2 pairs of pants. Can you make 1 good outfit? Then you start to wonder: Why does everything have to be such a problem? Why do 2 apples always have to be added to 5 oranges? Why do 4 kids always have to divide 12 marbles? Why can't you just keep 10 cookies without someone taking 3 away? Why? Because you're the victim of a Math Curse. That's why. But don't despair. This is one girl's story of how that curse can be broken. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5f7b47cc9fb60e30efe4cdae/1611175012230-JWM2535UQPJFP10JOJ14/618TldY17yL._AC_UY436_QL65_-2.jpg Books https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5f7b47cc9fb60e30efe4cdae/1611175011726-1BBCNNEQ61W93FITXT7G/51Q%2BXQYfMbL._AC_UY436_QL65_-2.jpg Books https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5f7b47cc9fb60e30efe4cdae/1611175011667-GUIFVFHM9QOIWNDEYVQP/51nPBZNgPPL._AC_UL640_QL65_-2.jpg Books https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5f7b47cc9fb60e30efe4cdae/1602868028291-4WSS0QCFF4QXQV4KRUPI/51TOt3sKnEL._AC_UY436_QL65_.jpg Books - Cowboy & Octopus Illustrated by Lane Smith, 2007 Peanut butter and jelly. George and Martha. Frog and Toad. Cowboy and . . . Octopus? Yes, that’s right. Meet Cowboy and Octopus—the next great pair to become a household name. Cowboy likes beans’n’bacon and bacon’n’beans. Octopus eats raw seafood. Octopus prefers knock-knock jokes, but Cowboy doesn’t get them. How will these two ever be friends? Illustrated in funky, vintage-style cut-outs and told in several humorous mini-stories, the famous Stinky Cheese Man duo of Scieszka and Smith have created sweet—and of course hilarious—tales of an unlikely friendship. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5f7b47cc9fb60e30efe4cdae/1602868028321-OW7ATP9H5BGTS6PZ23EY/515qupxwU-L._SY496_BO1%2C204%2C203%2C200_.jpg Books - Baloney Illustrated by Lane Smith, 2001 The twisted team that gave the world Squids Will Be Squids and The Stinky Cheese Man now delivers a whole lot of Baloney. Henry P. Baloney. Henry is an alien schoolkid who needs to come up with one very good excuse to explain why he is late for szkola, again. Otherwise, his teacher Miss Bugscuffle promises, it's Permanent Lifelong Detention. Henry's tall tale of his lost zimulis-received from deep space by Jon Scieszka-is told in at least twenty different Earth languages and graphically recreated in Lane Smith's out-of-this-world illustrations. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5f7b47cc9fb60e30efe4cdae/1602868021331-S7S3G9K4JPLZ4AAUXFHJ/51UspBCqTPL._AC_UY436_QL65_.jpg Books - The Book that Jack Wrote Illustrated by Dan Adel, 1994 In a witty send-up of classic children's verse, a cumulative poem follows the adventures of a rat, a cat, a pieman, a cow and a moon, an egg and a wall, and other familiar characters, all complemented by vivid oil paintings. BOMC. https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5f7b47cc9fb60e30efe4cdae/1602020311395-PDE821MLTH9T2ABHM010/51tNz8Nz5rL._SX396_BO1%2C204%2C203%2C200_.jpg Books - Walt Disney's Alice in Wonderland Illustrated by Mary Blair, 2016 The fantastical tale of a young girl chasing her White Rabbit has delighted children since Lewis Carroll wrote it generations ago. 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